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Dear Fields of Attitash

I would like to thank you again for the enriching experience my family and I had on your horseback tour this morning. My children learned a great deal about horses, especially as regards to their various bodily functions, which they witnessed repeatedly.

Just in case you were worried, my son is fine. As far as we are concerned, it's his own fault Little Red stepped on him. Also, you may wish to cut back on Little Red's diet for the remainder of the day, as he ate every form of plant life on the trail, very efficiently ignoring my son's pleas that he stop. Getting stepped on and ignored will be excellent training for him for when he has children of his own.

I would also like to personally express my gratitude for giving me a horse that did not try to geld me. When I made the offhand comment that my two previous experiences on the back of a horse involved my getting the orneriest beast available-- in the mistaken assumption that I knew how to control a horse-- I had no idea the lengths you would go to to make sure I had a pleasant experience. I believe six or seven different people asked me if I was in any pain, and not all of them worked there, so I'm wondering if perhaps you posted this information on a bulletin board somewhere. Anyway, I appreciate your concern for my genitals.

Sincerely,

Gene Doucette

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