Posted Wednesday, February 18, 2004 by Gene

Proof positive of my scary psychic powers
Here's what I wrote on Wednesday, December 17, 2003 in this very blog:

"If I were a hacker......I would hack into Sports Illustrated online or ESPN online just to post this headline:

"It's Official: A-Rod A Yankee"

Oh my god would that be funny."

Okay, now? Not so funny.

Bet mom didn't think of this when she signed the internet access permission form the school sent home
Teen learns mom accused of his abduction

Dean suspends campaign
Howard Dean is no longer campaigning for the Democratic nomination, yet his name is going to remain on the ballot because he hasn't officially dropped out. This whole campaign is like a big sick ego thing, isn't it?

Speaking of big sick ego things
Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ opens in a week. Tickets have been pre-bought by church groups all over the place, because you know, nothing says good Christian fun like a trip to the cineplex to look at your savior's lower intestines on the big screen. Don't forget to buy the Big Gulp!

Somehow I can't picture...
...anybody coming back from the bathroom and asking their neighbor "did I miss anything?"

In a related story
Gibson announced he'd like to remake Gandhi, saying "I plan on spending most of the film on his death which, while actually comprising only the last twelve seconds of his long life, should be emphasized more, possibly in slow motion with multiple camera angles and lots of bloody splatter. I may not cover any other part of his life, actually."

Okay,
no he did not.