Posted Friday, February 13, 2004 by Gene

Two guys who weren't going to get laid anyway
Teens promote abstinence with 'day of purity'

What we should be focusing on
As the FCC continues to look into Boobgate, I'm beginning to think everyone is going about this the wrong way. What was offensive wasn't the boob, it was the violence that preceded it. Justin Timberlake reached across and ripped a piece of clothing off of Janet, in a move that was clearly meant to appear aggressive. The issue we should be arguing is the promotion of violence toward women, not "ooh, a boob!"

Further evidence of the decline of western civilization
Barbie and Ken 'split' after 43 years

This is news? They're just a couple of fucking dolls.

Yeah. Good luck with that
Ex-inspector urges Bush to abandon hopes of finding Iraqi weapons storehouses

After that maybe he can admit that the reason he didn't take his flight physical in 1972 was because he was too afraid of what that physical might find. Like that he was fighting the war on drugs by buying up all the coke himself.