Posted Thursday, April 06, 2006 by Gene

These people obviously didn't watch that Wynonna concert
Study shows women's obesity rate levels

Yeah, this'll win you a lot of repeat customers
Kenya fake air crash sparks panic
"Kenyan air authorities briefly sparked panic by announcing a plane coming from the Democratic Republic of Congo had crashed with 80 people on board -- then saying it was a practice drill..."

Do they not have lawyers in Kenya? Because the number of lawsuits this would cause here-- and I'm not the litigious sort, but I'd sure consider it-- would be astronomical.

Dan Brown is on line two for you, sir
'Gospel of Judas' authenticated

24 thought
The Big Bad was revealed on Monday's show to be (spoiler alert) the President himself, who, we are to now presume, has only been pretending to be a big pussy this whole time. Both wife Deb and I, on witnessing this revelation, cried bullshit. I think they decided on this plot twist about two weeks ago, because it completely contradicts everything that happened before. Like, for example, when the President's chief of staff confessed to being behind the conspiracy in private TO the President a few hours earlier. Since there wasn't anyone else in the room at the time, there was no reason for this conversation to have taken place in the way that it did.

Soap opera. I'm just saying.