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Friday, June 27


My employer is trying to make my head explode
Two weeks ago we had employee appreciation week with the theme "You Make It Happen!  Everyday!"  This legend was printed everywhere, on every single piece of email and handout and poster, and nobody seemed to care that "Everyday" was supposed to be two words and not one.  This is for one of the largest financial institutions in the country, mind you, not your neighborhood bank.

Today I went to the ATM in my building, which is naturally owned by my employer.  In the space between my typing in the amount of cash I wanted and the cash being distributed I was subjected to an advertisement.  It turns out we offer "SUDENT BANKING."  Yes.

The weather is trying to kill me
Yesterday was the nicest day of the week and also the first day it started raining on me while I was biking home.  We are getting hit by a massive thunderstorm right now.  Again.  It's been nearly every day (or Everyday!) around here lately.  Last time I saw daily thunderstorms was when I was in Florida.

Climate change?  What's that?

Comments:
Silly Gene! Global warming doesn't really exist! It's just a myth created by the liberal hippies to destroy America!

Didn't you know!?
 
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