Use this procedure only when you are absolutely certain that the person in question actually has appendicitis. Appendicitis can be chacterized as a sharp pain somewhere on the lower right portion of the torso. The pain should be sharp enough that the person says "oww, I think I have appendicitis." If they say "oww, I think I have gas," this is a good indication that they only have gas. It is probably also a good idea to call an ambulance before proceeding.
You will need: A sharp knife, a pair of scissors, a smock or apron or clothes you don't care too much about, and help from a couple of strong people.
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