Before discussing the best way to survive a U.S. bombing raid, it may be wise to determine whether or not you are a candidate for one. Otherwise, you may just be getting worried over nothing.
-- Have you recently done something to make the United States very very angry? We do not mean "raise tariffs" angry, we mean "kill lots of Americans" angry or "invade countries that are selling us oil" angry. If yes, please continue.
-- Are you the leader of a sovereign nation? If no, you definitely have a problem. Please continue. If yes, you might be okay, because the U.S. has a law prohibiting the assassination of foreign leaders. Unfortunately, this law is subject to change without notice, so please continue.
-- Do you currently reside on U.S. soil? If yes, in all likelihood bombing will not be the method employed to apprehend you, as you may be standing near other Americans at the time, and U.S. bombs are not currently that accurate. (This is also subject to change without notice.) If no, this means the United States needs to go and get you somehow, and bombs are a pretty good way to do that, especially if you reside in a country that does not intend to hand you over...
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