The heart is one of the most important organs in the human body, so it is critical that a broken one is treated immediately, before irreversible damage is done to the cardiopulmonary system. You must be prepared to recognize the symptoms, which include:
-uncontrollable weeping at totally inappropriate moments
-random acts of violence, such as throwing objects and starting wars
-poor grooming habits
-homelessness
-large amounts of free time
-awkward sexual advances
It is a little-known medical fact that males
and females have different hearts, and so, require different
care. We offer both treatments.
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