The most common complaints of survivors who had to resort to cannibalism is that their fellow humans tasted "sort of gamey." With the proper preparation this culinary disaster can be averted.
Note: this is for emergencies only, such as
being unexpectedly stranded on a desert island, a raft in the
middle of the ocean, or the side of a snow-capped mountain. Just
being very hungry is not considered an emergency.
1: Make sure the human is dead In most circumstances, your erstwihile meal has perished on his or her own due to natural or accidental causes. However, in the event that this is not the case-- if for instance, lots have been drawn-- it may be necessary to slay your dinner yourself. It would be unwise to simply fly into a murderous rage and start whacking him or her with whatever is available, as this might do damage to important body parts that will subsequently be much more difficult to properly prepare for consumption. Severe head wounds, strangulation or other forms of suffocation such as drowning, or general head removal, are all viable options...
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