The Other Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook


HOW TO JUMP TO YOUR DEATH

 

1: Select a building, bridge or other location of great height It is important to choose a site where, should one plummet from the top, sufficient descending speed is attained. Minimum height should be no less than three hundred feet. For the inventive suicide, consider going skydiving without a parachute.

2: Avoid ledges Standing on a ledge and "thinking it over" will only prolong the process, because then the police will send someone out to try to talk you out of it. This will only confuse matters...


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