Before considering this exercise, it is wise
to keep in mind a few things: it's illegal, it will NOT get you
on television, and forty thousand people will get a chance to
see your private parts.
1: Get a seat near the field Just about the only thing more ridiculous than someone running naked onto a baseball field is someone running naked through the stands in order to get to the field. If you start from the bleachers, you're probably not going to make it. Getting to the edge of the field will not be difficult if your team is not playoff-bound. Buy a cheap seat, and work your way forward over the course of the game.
2: Bring a friend Someone is going to have to hold your clothes for you, assuming you weren't foolish enough to come to the ball park without any...
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